contoh spoof bahasa inggris
1. contoh spoof bahasa inggris
PINGUIN IN THE PARK
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?”
The policeman replied; “Take it to the Zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie”.
2. contoh spoof dalam bahasa inggris dan artinya
Example of Spoof Text : ABSENCE
Joe’s Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.
“Why did you get such a low mark on that test?” Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.
A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.
Joe answered steadily, “Because of absence.”
“You mean you were absent on the day of the test?” Mother wondered.
Joe replied, “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”
Terjemahannya :
ABSENCE
Ibu Joe marah karena anaknya mendapat nilai rendah dalam tes bahasa Inggris.
“Mengapa Anda mendapat tanda rendah pada tes itu?” Tanya ibu dengan marah. Ditanya oleh ibunya yang marah, Joe hanya diam dan keluar.
Beberapa saat, Joe kembali ke rumah dan bertemu ibunya lagi. Ibunya mengajukan pertanyaan yang sama.
Joe menjawab dengan mantap, “Karena tidak ada.”
“Maksud Anda, Anda tidak hadir pada hari ujian?” Ibu bertanya-tanya.
Joe menjawab, “Tidak, tapi anak yang duduk di sebelah saya itu.”
Semoga membantu.. :)
3. Text spoof pendek bahasa inggris dan artinya
Magic Mirror
Three girls come inside a museum. The first is an ugly girl, the second is a fat girl and the last is a blonde dumb girl. They come close to a magic mirror which could make you disappear when tell a lie in front of it. The first girl says, "I think I'm pretty", then puff! she's disappear. The second girl says, "I think I'm slim", and puff! she's disappear. the third girl says, "I think..," and puff! she's disappear.
Cermin Ajaib
Tiga org anak perempuan pergi mengunjungi sebuah museum. gadis pertama adalah si jelek, kedua adalah si gendut, dan ketiga adalah si pirang bodoh. mereka bertiga menghampiri sebuah cermin ajaib yg saat seseorang berbicara bohong di depannya maka dia akan menghilangkan. gadis pertama berkata, "aku pikir aku cantik" tiba2 puff! dia mnghilang. gadis kedua berkata "Aku pikir aku langsing," dan puff! dia mnghilang. Gadis ketiga berkata, "Aku pikir..." dan puff! dia menghilang.
(look ahead for high school science 2 book)
4. Buatkan cerita spoof dalam kehidupan sehari hari anda sebanyak 2 paragraf dalam terjemahan bahasa inggris beserta artinya
In a pleasant day, I went to an authentic zoo in my city where i grew up. I'am not came alone, but i came with my whole family. By chance, that we are waering the same collor in our cloth, that is yellow. we are arrived at 9 a.m. While my daddy and my grandma sitting beneath the tree seeing the view of nature, i forces my sibling and my mother to accompany me to walk around the zoo. I am very happy because i can take a ptoho and feeding the animals. There are lots of animal i've seen like monkey, deer, and other mamals. And also some groups of beast like lion, tiger, and wolves.
Meanwhile, if we cast asside that animals, we can see some elephant like in the circus. With comfortable and also complete amenities as a pool, restaurant, fountain, garden and so on. We can surround the entire zoo using a small train. Exhausted after walking around, eventually we felt hungry and stopped to eat at a restaurant. As a good family should we stay together, and therefore I think to seek out and took my father and my grandmother to came and join us eating.
But after already walking and seeking, I forgot to ask the location of the tree where the father and grandma sat. The trees in this zoo all look the same in my eyes. But I'm still trying to find them. accidentally I did not bring my glasses, I finally found a big mahogany tree and sitting underneath two people wearing yellow shirts. I thought it was definitely my father and grandma. I called them so hard like scream, but they are silent as not to hear. Because tired of shouting, finally I approached them, I pulled up and say to my father "Daddy, I been calling continuously until exhausted, what things dad doing here?". Unfortunately, that guy replied, "Sorry, son, I'm not your father, you must have one of clay." When I see more closely, it find out that they were not my grandma and my father, but they are a married couple who also by chance wearing yellow clothes as well.
Artinya:
Suatu ketika di hari nan cerah, aku pergi ke kebun binatang di daerah tempat asalku. Aku pergi kesana bersama dengan keluarga besarku. Sangat kebetulan sekali kami semua memakai pakaian dengan corak warna yang sama, yakni warna kuning. Jam 9 tepat kami tiba di kebun binatang. Sementara ayahku dan nenekku duduk dibawah bayang bayang pepohonan sembari menikmati pemandangna alam disana, aku, ibuku dan adikku pergi berkeliling melihat binatang-binatang. Aku sangat senang karena dapat berfoto bersama sekelopok binatang, memberi mereka makanan dan sebagainya. Beberapa binatang yang aku foto adalah landak, rusa, monyet dan sekelopok binatang buas seperti singa, macan, serigala dan sebagainya.
Selain binatang diatas, kami dapat melihat beberapa penampilan gajah yang menyerupai sirkus. Dengan fasilitas yang nyaman dan juga lengkap seperti kolam, restoran, pancuran air, kebun dan sebagainya. Kita dapat mengelilingi seluruh kebun biantang dengan menggunakan kereta kecil. Karena kelelahan setelah berputar melihat hewan hewan, akhirnya kami merasa lapar dan berhenti sejenak untuk makan di sebuah restoran. Sebagai keluarga yang baik harusnya kami tetap bersama, maka dari itu aku berpikir untuk mencari dan mengajak ayah dan nenekku yang duduk di bawah pohon tadi.
Namun setelah terlanjur berjalan, aku lupa menanyakan letak pohon dimana ayah dan nenekku duduk. Pohon-pohon di kebun binatang ini terlihat sama semua di mataku. Namun aku tetap berusaha untuk mencari mereka. Kebetulah aku juga tidak membawa kacamataku, akhirnya aku menemukan sebuah pohon mahoni basar dan dibawahnya tengah duduk dua orang yang memakai baju kuning. Pikirku itu pasti ayah dan nenekku. Aku memanggil mereka dengan sangat keras hingga menjerit, namun mereka diam saja seperti tidak mendengar. Karena lelah berteriak akhirnya aku menghampiri mereka, aku menarik dan berkata pada ayah "Ayahhhh, aku dari tadi memanggilmu terus sampai lelah, apa yang ayah tengah lakukan disini?". Sayangnya pria tersebut menjawab "Maaf nak, aku bukan ayahmu, pasti kamu salah liat". Ketika kulihat lebih seksama, ternyata mereka berdua bukan nenek dan ayahku, namun mereka adalah sepasang suami istri yang juga kebetuan memakai baju kuning juga.
5. Contoh soal spoof text
Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"
1. What does the text talk about........
A. Willy and his new drum.
B. Phil Collins and his drum.
C. A policeman and his whistle.
D. Willy's drum private teacher.
E. The writer's five-year old son.
2. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n........ boy.
A. smart
B. funny
C. stupid
D. childish
E. annoying
3. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........
A. He is very inquisitive.
B. "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C. He blew his whistle now and then.
D. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E. "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"
semoga membantu ^_^
6. bantu dong beri contoh spoof text bahasa ingris... trimakasih :)
“Bad Dream” Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up. She was scared and cried.
Her husband tried to make her comfortable and asked why she cried. Then she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Hearing his wife answer, the husband said: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”
Immediately the wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”
One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young man near him. "Excuse me, may I ask you something?" said the old man. "Yes, what is it?" the young man replied. "What time is the bus to Bandung?" asked the old man. "5 minutes later," the young man answered. "What time is the bus to Semarang?" the old man asked again. "Around 10 minutes later," the young man answered briefly. "Where are you going to go, sir?" "I just wanna cross this street. I'm afraid they hit me," the old man answered then walked crossing the street.
7. Cerita lucu dalam bahasa inggris/ spoof text cerita kalian
Lecturw on the supernatural
A professor in the University of Greece in Kalamata is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks :"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start out of those of you who believe in ghosts"
Kuliah Supranatural
seorangprofesor pada univerty Yunani di Kalamata sedang memberikan ceramah tentang supranatural. Untuk mendapatkan perhatian mahasiswa nya dia bertanya : "Berapa banyak orang disini yang percaya hantu?"
Sekitar 90 siswa mengangkat tangan mereka. "Nah itu awal yang baik. Silahkan anda keluar kelas yang percaya hantu
(maapkan dakuh jika ceritanya tidak lucu:"()
8. contoh spoof text beserta soal PG nya 5 ?
Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"
1. What does the text talk about........
A. Willy and his new drum.
B. Phil Collins and his drum.
C. A policeman and his whistle.
D. Willy's drum private teacher.
E. The writer's five-year old son.
2. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n........ boy.
A. smart
B. funny
C. stupid
D. childish
semoga membantu ^_^
E. annoying
3. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........
A. He is very inquisitive.
B. "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C. He blew his whistle now and then.
D. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E. "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"
9. Buatlah contoh cerita spoof text ! Dalam bahasa Indonesia dahulu!
Penjelasan:
Abu Nawas and the King Aaron
The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. “You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times and that’s too much.
I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king. “If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly.
Then “Remember, from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.
The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house.
He had not left the country yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.
The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace.
The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.
Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”.
The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.
“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground.
And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.
Terjemahan:
Abu Nawas dan Raja Harun
Raja ingin menguji kecerdasan dari Abu Nawas. Sehingga ia mengundang Abu Nawas menuju istana. “Kamu menginginkan aku, Yang Mulia?” sapa Abu Nawas. “Ya, kamu sudah membodohiku tiga kali dan itu sudah terlalu banyak.
Saya ingin kamu meninggalkan negara ini. Jika tidak, kamu harus masuk penjara, ” kata sang raja. “Apabila hal itu yang kamu inginkan, aku akan melakukan apa yang kamu sebutkan,” ucap Abu Nawas sedih.
Kemudian “Ingat, mulai besok kamu tidak boleh untuk menginjak tanah di negara ini lagi,” ucap raja dengan serius. Lalu Abu nawas meninggalkan istana raja dengan rasa sedih.
Pagi selanjutnya raja pun memerintahkan kedua pengawalnya untuk segera pergi ke rumah Abu Nawas.
Para penjaga sangat terkejut menjumpai Abu Nawas masih di rumahnya. Ia belum meninggalkan negara tersebut. Alih -alih meninggalkan negara, Abu Nawas malah berenang di kolam kecil yang ada di depan rumahnya.
“Hai Abu Nawas, kenapa kamu belum meninggalkan negara ini? Raja memerintahkan kamu untuk tidak lagi menginjak tanah negara ini lagi, bukan? ” ucap penjaga. “Tentu saja,” jawab Abu Nawas dengan tenang.
“Namun lihat aku! Apakah saya menginjak tanah negara ini? Tidak, saya tak menginjak tanah. Saya sedang berenang di atas air, ”lanjut Abu Nawas.
Para penjaga tidak bisa berdebat dengan Abu Nawas sehingga mereka memilih untuk meninggalkan rumah Abu Nawas serta pergi kembali menuju istana.
Para penjaga juga melaporkan apa yang sudah mereka lihat kepada raja. Raja penasaran dengan alasan Abu Nawas kenata tidak meninggalkan negara.
Oleh sebab itu raja kemudian memerintahkan pengawalnya untuk memanggil Abu Nawas datang ke istana.
Abu Nawas datang menuju istana dengan panggung. Raja kemudian bertanya – tanya serta berkata, “Abu, aku pasti akan menghukummu sebab kamu belum melakukan apa yang sudah aku katakan.
Kamu belum meninggalkan negara ini ”. Raja melanjutkan, “Dan sekarang, lihatlah dirimu. Kamu berjalan di atas panggung seperti anak kecil. Kamu gila? Raja pura – pura marah.
“Saya ingat persis apa yang Anda katakan, Yang Mulia,” Abu Nawas menjawab dengan tenang. “Pagi ini saya mandi di kolam kecil di rumah saya sehingga saya tak harus menginjak tanah.
Serta sejak kemarin, saya sudah berjalan di atas panggung ini. Sehingga Anda lihat, Yang Mulia, saya tak menginjak tanah negara ini ”. Raja tak dapat mengatakan apa pun.
10. contoh soal tentang spoof text beserta jawaban
The Blonde and the Lawyer A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. 1. The story tells us about … a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took. b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde. c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde. d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer. e. A blonde who lost her money. 2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde? a. hide and seek b. chicken limbo c. jump rope d. guessing game e. scrabble 3. What was the rule of the game finally? a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa. b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00. c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa. d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00. e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him. 4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game? a. $5.00 b. $50.00 c. $500.00 d. $510.00 e. $490.00 5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer? a. the blonde b. the lawyer c. none of them was clever. d. Both were clever. e. They were the same. 6. The word “miffed’ in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to… a. shy b. happy c. generous d. doubt e. angry
A smart farmer potato
A potato farmer was sent to to prison just at time when he should have been digging the ground for planting the new crop of potatoes.
He realized that his wife would not be strong enough to do the digging by herself, but that she could manage to do the planting, and he also knew that he did not have any friends or neighbors who would be willing to do the digging for him. So he wrote a letter to his wife which said “Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun there.”
Ten days later, he got a letter from his wife. It said, “I think somebody is reading your letter before they go out of prison. Some policeman arrived here two days ago and dug up the whole field. What shall I do now?”
The prisoner wrote back at once. “Plant the potatoes, of course!”.
1.Where Is the Event 1?
a. Paragraph 1
b. Paragraph 2
c. Paragraph 3
d. Paragraph 4
2.What Is The Farmer wrote to his wife
a. Please dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun
there.”
b. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun
there.”
c. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money there.”
d. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the gun there.”
3.What Is The Farmer Think To digging the ground for planting the new
crop of potatoes?
a. He Wrote a message To His Wife
b. He Send Email To His Wife
c. She a message To Her Husband
d. She Send Email To Her Husband
4. what is The Police do after read that message?
a. The Police Send a message
b. The Police Not digging a farmer grond
c. The Police arrest the farmer wife
d. The Police digging a farmer grond
5.what farmer wife after do after the police do after digging they
ground
a. Plant the carrots
b. not Plant the potatoes
c. Plant the potatoes
d. Plant the Garlics
The Key :
bbadc11. tlg buat text tntng spoof 2, message 2 materi kelas 2 sma
There is a boy whose name is Kai. He lives in his school dorm with his friends. Some of them are staying with him while the others are staying next door.
One day, all his friends leave him alone in the dorm to have fun. Kai feels bored and suddenly an idea of prank comes to his mind. So, he texts (send an SMS to) all his leaving friends saying that he lost his phone just now.
When all his friends return to the dorm, one of them asks Kai 'have you found your phone? We didn't bring it with us.'. All of them look so worried towards their friend. Suddenly, Kai bursts into laughter that nobody of them is knowing what's actually happened. Kai finally says 'Oh God, I need smarter friends'.
(Kai SMS pakai HPnya sendiri dan dia bilang ke temen2nya kalau HPnya ilang. Trus temennya percaya aja)
12. Buatlah spoof text dalam bahasa inggris yang menarik!
Two Vampire Bats .
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night , thirsty for blood . One says , "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here", says the second one . "It's dark out,and we dont know where to look. We'd better wait until the others bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them ? i can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave .
When he returns , he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly , "Where did you get the blood ?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night , he asks , "See that black building over there?"
"Yes". the othe bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat , "I didn't."
13. contoh spoof text dan 5 soalnya dan jawabannya
The class teacher asks students to name an
animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says,
“Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins
with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for
bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal
beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall:
“Maybe an elephant!” joko is stupid boy
in a village lived a boy a named joko, he lived with his mother. in a afternoon joko go to the river, he saw a chicken that was floating in the river trying to reach the end joko. joko grabs it turns out the chicken after it stink then joko throw it into the river again. joko went home talked to his mother 'mom, i saw there was a chicken in the river smelled so bad. 'yes son anyway if something smells it, that means it's dead. ' replied him mother
14. soal b ing dari teks spoof new baby
Maksud soalnya gimana...?
What's the meaning of spoof new baby?
Semoga bisa membantu dan tolong jadikan jawaban terbaik ya
15. contoh teks spoof beserta soal dan jawaban
contoh beserta artinya:
That phone is off
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer,” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone.”
Notes on the Spoof’s Generic Structure
Orientation : Dave was a lucky man. He suddenly became a very rich man because off the death of his rich uncle who had no children. He inherited his uncle’s money.
Character : Dave is not being kind to customers
Event 1 : Being rich, he wanted to set up his estate company.
Event 2 :He had his new office. In his office, he pretended to be a very successful businessman. He acted as had an important client. He showed by making conversation on the phone.
Twist :The man whom he showed is a telephone technician. He came to Dave’s office to connect that phone.
Telepon yang mati
Segera setelah saya meninggalkan bangku kuliah, Dave menemukan salah satu pamannya yang sangat kaya dan tidak memiliki anak sendiri yang meninggal dan meninggalkan dia banyak uang, jadi aku Memutuskan untuk mendirikan agen real estat sendiri.
Dave menemukan kantor yang bagus. Saya telah membeli beberapa perabot baru dan pindah masuk Aku hanya berada di sana selama beberapa jam ketika aku mendengar seseorang datang didepan pintu kantornya.
"Ini harus menjadi pelanggan pertama saya" pikir Dave. Cepat-cepat aku mengangkat telepon dan berpura-pura sangat sibuk menjawab panggilan penting dari seseorang di New York yang ingin membeli rumah besar dan mahal di negeri ini.
Pria itu mengetuk pintu sementara aku ini sedang terjadi. Aku masuk dan Menunggu sopan untuk Dave untuk menyelesaikan percakapannya di telepon. Kemudian orang itu berkata kepada Dave, "Saya dari perusahaan telepon dan saya dikirim ke sini untuk menghubungkan telepon Anda."
16. Contoh spoof texs beserta 10 soal dan jawabannya
Rearrange the following sentences into the correct and meaningful paragraph
1. Everyone stared at me, I scrambled back into the toilet and didn't come out for a long time, I was so embarrassed.
2. On the way, I felt the urgent need to use the bus toilet.
3. The bus hit a bump and then the door flew open.
4. Last holiday, my class made a trip to Anyer.
5. I stumbled out into the aisle, exposing myself to all the bus passengers.
6. We rented a bus to take us there.
7. I was sure that I had locked the door by turning the handle, but as soon as I slipped off my pants.
a. 4-6-2-7-3-5-1
Model Soal Lain dengan teks yang sama
This text is for questions 1 to 5.
Last holiday, my class made a trip to Anyer. We rented a bus to take us there. On the way, I felt the urgent need to use the bus toilet.
I was sure that I had locked the door by turning the handle, but as soon as I slipped off my pants. The bus hit a bump and then the door flew open. I stumbled out into the aisle, exposing myself to all the bus passengers. Everyone stared at me, I scrambled back into the toilet and didn’t come out for a long time, I was so embarrassed.
What a trip to remember!
1. What does the text tells us about?
a.. My memorable holiday.
2. What does the second paragraph tell us about?
A. The embarrassed accident in the bus.
3. “I scrambled back into the toilet” (Paragraph 2)
The underlined word means . . .
A. moved quickly
4. Where did the story happen?
a. In the bus on the way to Anyer
5. According to the story, which statement is true?
a. The writer felt ashamed during the trip to Anyer
maaf cuma segini
17. soal dan pembahasan spoof text
Saya tidak mengetikkan Spoofnya lagi, langsung soal dan pembahasannya saja ya?
1. What is the function of mobile phone?
The function of mobile phone is not used just for calling, sending text, taking pictures, accessing internet, but also students can call their parents for the other needs and another unexpected needs for students.
2. What does "they" refer to in paragraph 2 line 2 ?
They in the second paragraph and line 2 is refer to students.
3. Why the mobile phone becomes very important, even for students?
Because mobile phones not just for calling and sending text, it also used for increasing knowledge among students, students can call their parents for other needs, and expand the network of friendship among students.
4. How to make the students keep focusing on the learning process while they bring the mobile phone with them?
They must use their phone in the right time and place and they also must keep the phone silent or turn off it until break time.
5. In which paragraph do you find the suggestion?
In the fifth or the last paragraph..
18. Soal spoof text dan jawabannya
alisjahbana hehehe hehehe disusun. didiet sudahlah cucuku cruise chaudhry
19. Contoh jenis text bahasa inggris tentang spoof text?
Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I do?" The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo".The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather supriseed and walked up to the man and asked "why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it to the zoo?"
"I certainly did" replied the man. "And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him to the moviest, and the next day I'll take it to the beach. It'll be so much fun" said the man. "Owh my God. You are so stupid. I asked you to take the penguin and give it to the zoo. I didn't ask to take it to the zoo and had fun there with it." policemen said.
20. contoh text spoof,soal dan jawabanya
sy ada dlm bentuk gambar..diklik saja y..
21. Contoh cerita lucu spoof text dalam bahasa inggris beserta terjemahan minimal 2 paragraf
Funny story 3. Are You Punish Me?
Kid : “Do you punish people for things they don’t do?”
Teacher: “Of course, no.”
Kid : “Great! I didn’t do my homework.”
Cerita Lucu 3. Apakah kau akan menghukumku?
Siswa: “Apakah Anda anak menghukum orang karena hal yang tidak mereka lakukan?”
Guru: “Tentu tidak”
Kid: “Baguslah! Karena saya TIDAK mengerjakan PR di rumah.
22. Tolong bikinin spoof text,beserta dijelaskan letak lucunya dimana(pakai bahasa inggris)..
Budi came skipping up the walk.He opened the door and said.Mommy i got 100 today,Mother replied that's great dear!.What did you get in?
Two things,Budi said i got 50 for science and 50 for mathemathic.
letak lucunya adalah di paragraf ke dua moga membantu
23. Apa perbedaan antara spoof text dan narrative text? Jelaskan! Mohon bantuannya kakak kakak jika ingin dijawab memakai bahasa inggris ya.. Sebelumnya terimakasih..
Perbedaan narrative text dan spoof text:
Struktur narrative terdiri dari
1. orientation
2. complication
3. resolution
Sedangkan spoof text terdiri dari
1. orientation
2. events
3. twistspoof text is more lighter and more entertaining than the narrative text. spoof text have a twist that usually appears at the end of the story, thats why spoof text is unpredictable and has funny effect
24. sebutkan 5 jenis fitur bahasa teks spoof
LANGUAGE FEATURES OF SPOOF
Answer :
1) spoof usually focuses on specific / individual participants (fokus pada satu tokoh utama)
2) use action verbs and mental process (kata kerja aksi)
3) it usually uses past tense (menggunakan tense lampau)
4) often uses direct and indirect speeches (banyak menggunakan kata langsung dan tidak langsung)
5) use temporal conjunction (menggunakan konjungsi temporal)Language Features of Spoof Text:
1. Focusing on individual participant like as people, animals or certain things2. Using past sentence3. Using action verb (ate, ran, was walking, etc.)4. The use of adverbial phrase of time and place (in the garden, two days ago)5. Told in chronological order6. Use of direct speech or indirect speech for the dialogues7. The use of connective (first, then, finally)
25. buatkan cerita lucu/spoof dalam bahasa inggris
One day, two man spoke to their king. They are wanted minister. But King not believe to two man, because the first man said, " I know everything. " and King said, " You liar, because if you won`t how much star in the sky. " and the second man said, " King, if I speak the opposite what my brother say, you must believe in me. I don`t know everything. " King said, " You liar, because you sure know who your father name, your mother name, your brother name, and the others. "
26. buatlah cerita spoof text dalam bahasa inggris
Jawaban:
Old Man and The Bus
One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young man near him, “Excuse me, what time is the bus to Bandung?”
“5 minutes later,” the young man answered. “What about the bus to Semarang?” the old man asked again. “Around 10 minutes later,” the young man answered briefly. “Where are you going to go, Sir?”
“I just wanna cross this street. I’m afraid they hit me,” the old man answered then walked crossing the street.
Lelaki Tua dan Bus
Suatu hari seorang lelaki tua berdiri di halte bus. Dia tampak sedang menunggu sesuatu. Kemudian, dia bertanya pada pemuda di dekatnya. “Permisi, jam berapakah jadwal bus ke Bandung?”
“Lima menit lagi,” jawab si pemuda. “Bagaimana dengan bus ke Semarang?” tanya lelaki tua lagi. “Sekitar 10 menit lagi,” jawab si pemuda dengan singkat. “Kemana anda hendak pergi, Pak?”
“Aku hanya ingin menyeberangi jalan ini. Aku takut bus itu menabrakku,” ujar lelaki tua kemudian melangkah menyeberangi jalan.
Penjelasan:
27. contoh text spoof yang lucu dan keren dalam bahasa inggris yang benar
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie."
:D
28. Contoh soal text spoof 10 soal pilihan ganda beserta jawaban
1.what does she do?
a.playing (jawabnnya A)
b.praying
c.when
d.hes
29. tolong berikan aku spoof beserta soal dan jawabannya !
mengapa pohon didepan rumah ditebang?
jawab:karena kalo di cabut berat
jauh dimata dekat dihati apa'an?
jawab:usus
hewan apa yang hurufnya ada dua?
jawab: U dan G
kalo ayam berkokok , berarti harimau?
jawab:harimau pagi
30. soal spoof dan jawaban dong ganda yaaa pliisss
The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
1. The story tells us about …
a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.
b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde.
c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.
d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.
e. A blonde who lost her money.
2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?
a. hide and seek
b. chicken limbo
c. jump rope
d. guessing game
e. scrabble
3. What was the rule of the game finally?
a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa.
b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.
c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa.
d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.
e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him.
4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game?
a. $5.00
b. $50.00
c. $500.00
d. $510.00
e. $490.00
5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?
a. the blonde
b. the lawyer
c. none of them was clever.
d. Both were clever.
e. They were the same.
6. The word “miffed’ in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to…
a. shy
b. happy
c. generous
d. doubt
e. angry
( itu spoof text )
itu maksudnya gimana ??
31. buatlah dialog untuk 4 orang tentang Spoof Texts dalam bahasa Inggris?
Hana: Hey, what are you doing here, Joy and Ruby?
Joy: Hey, Hanna and Zoey, I'm just taking some the to rest out here, it's really nice just looking at the sky..
Ruby: Of course, better after all the home work sheets we've had.
Zoey: Thank God tommorows the last day of school
Hanna: Nooo, there is still 3 more days until its the last day of school!
Zoey, Ruby, Joy: Oh really, okay than will go to school...
In the 3 days..
Ruby, Joy, Zoey: Hah, school is empty! Hanna said were supposed to go to school!
Ruby: She fooled us!
At home
Hanna: Hahaha, I tricked them, what a spoof
Semoga membantu
32. Bingung mau buat spoof dan soalnya, ada yang bisa bantu:)
spoof itu apa ? nggak pernah denger aku.
33. contoh cerita spoof dalam bahasa inggris dan artinya dalam kehidupan sehari hari
Funny story 1. The lecture on the Supernatural
A professor at the University of Greece in Kalamata is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?””
About 90 students raise their hands. ”Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts”
Cerita Lucu 1. Kuliah Supranatural
Seorang profesor pada University Yunani di Kalamata sedang memberikan ceramah tentang supranatural. Untuk mendapatkan perhatian mahasiswanya, dia bertanya: “Berapa banyak orang di sini yang percaya hantu?”
Sekitar 90 siswa mengangkat tangan mereka. “Nah itu awal yang baik. Silahkan keluar kelas dari anda yang percaya hantu”
34. spoof singkat dalam bahasa inggiris
Susie came skipping up the walk. She opened the door and said, “Mommy! I got a 100 today!” The mother replied, “That’s great, dear! What did you get it in?”
“Two things,” Susie said. “I got a 46 in science, and a 54 in mathematics.”
35. Contoh spoof texs beserta 10 soal dan jawabannya
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5 Contoh Spoof Text beserta Terjemahannya
Pernahkah kalian mendengar tentang Spoof Text?
Spoof text pada dasarnya merupakan salah satu jenis teks dalam bahasa Inggris yang berisikan humor atau kisah lucu.
Dari keterangan tersebut, mungkin sebagian dari kalian menyangka adanya ketertkaitan antara spoof text dan anecdote text.
Pada dasarnya, keduanya memang merupakan dua jenis teks yang mirip. Hanya saja, anecdote text lebih merujuk pada teks tentang kejadian ganjil atau tidak umum—yang tidak selalu berupa humor; sedangkan spoof texs khusus menceritakan kisah-kisah lucu.
Generic structure dari keduanya pun berbeda pula. Dalam spoof text, ada Orientation, Event, dan Twist.
Orientation adalah bagian pembuka yang berisi pengenalan tokoh, latar, setting dan sebagainya; kemudian Event menyebutkan kejadian atau peristiwa inti; lalu Twist adalah ending atau penutup atau akhir yang lucu dari cerita tersebut.
Dibutuhkan selera humor yang baik untuk bisa menangkap kelucuan dari twist yang dibaca, khususnya sebab perbedaan budaya yang kita miliki dengan si penulis teks.
Agar lebih mengerti tentang apa itu spoof text, simak beberapa contoh yang tersebar di internet yang sudah dilengkapi dengan terjemahannya di bawah ini.
Old Man and The Bus
One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young man near him, “Excuse me, what time is the bus to Bandung?”
“5 minutes later,” the young man answered. “What about the bus to Semarang?” the old man asked again. “Around 10 minutes later,” the young man answered briefly. “Where are you going to go, Sir?”
“I just wanna cross this street. I’m afraid they hit me,” the old man answered then walked crossing the street.
Lelaki Tua dan Bus
Suatu hari seorang lelaki tua berdiri di halte bus. Dia tampak sedang menunggu sesuatu. Kemudian, dia bertanya pada pemuda di dekatnya. “Permisi, jam berapakah jadwal bus ke Bandung?”
“Lima menit lagi,” jawab si pemuda. “Bagaimana dengan bus ke Semarang?” tanya lelaki tua lagi. “Sekitar 10 menit lagi,” jawab si pemuda dengan singkat. “Kemana anda hendak pergi, Pak?”
“Aku hanya ingin menyeberangi jalan ini. Aku takut bus itu menabrakku,” ujar lelaki tua kemudian melangkah menyeberangi jalan.
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“Honey What is for Supper?”
An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked.
The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there’s a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
“Here’s what you do,” said the doctor. “Start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he’s in the living room. He tries to ask, “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response.
So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for supper?”
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, “Honey, what’s for supper?”
Again he gets no response.
So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
“Jesus Earl, for the fifth time: CHICKEN!”
“Sayang, apa makan malamnya?”
Seorang lelaki tua berusia 85 tahun khawatir istrinya semakin sulit mendengar. Maka suatu hari, dia memanggil dokter istrinya untuk membuat janji periksa. Dokter membuat janji untuk tes pendengaran dalam dua minggu, dan sementara itu ada tes informal sederhana yang dapat dilakukan oleh sang suami untuk memberi dokter beberapa gagasan tentang keadaan masalah istrinya.
“Inilah yang harus Anda lakukan,” kata dokter. “Mulailah sekitar 40 kaki darinya, dan dalam nada bicara percakapan normal, lihat apakah dia bisa mendengar Anda. Jika tidak, coba dalam jarak 30 kaki, lalu 20 kaki, dan seterusnya sampai Anda mendapat jawaban. ”
Malam itu, sang istri sedang memasak makan malam di dapur, dan dia ada di ruang tamu. Dia bertanya, “Sayang, apa makan malamnya?”
Tidak ada respon.
Maka, sang suami pindah ke ujung ruangan yang lain, sekitar 30 kaki dari istrinya dan mengulangi, “Sayang, apa makan malamnya?”
Masih tidak ada jawaban.
Selanjutnya dia pindah ke ruang makan di mana dia sekitar 20 kaki dari istrinya dan bertanya, “Sayang, apa makan malamnya?”
Sekali lagi dia tidak mendapat jawaban.
Jadi dia berjalan ke pintu dapur, hanya berjarak 10 kaki. “Sayang, apa makan malamnya?”
Sekali lagi tidak ada jawaban.
Maka dia pun berjalan tepat di belakang istrinya. “Sayang, apa makan malamnya?”
“Ya Tuhan Earl, untuk kelima kalinya:
1. The text above belongs to ….
A. Spoof
B. Recount
C. Report
D. News item
E. Narrative
2. Where did the man find the penguin?
A. In a zoo
B. In a park
C. In a movie theatre
D. In a police station
E. At his home
3. Where did the man take the penguin for the first time?
A. To a park
B. To a police station
C. To a zoo
D. To a movie theater
E. To a store
4. Why was the man still carrying the penguin the next day? Because ….
A. He would take the penguin to the zoo again
B. He enjoyed bringing the penguin everyday
C. He found that the penguin enjoyed the zoo
D. He misinterpreted to what the police said
E. He found another penguin in the park
5. “And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I’m taking him to the movies!”
This part of the text is called ....
A. Twist
B. Event
C. Coda
D. Orientation
E. Re-orientation
Read the following text to answer questions number 6 to 10.
A young lion came to a small zoo in Europe. In the next cage was a tired, old lion, which did nothing except lie about and sleep. “Lion ought not to be like that!” Young lion said to himself, so he roared at all the visitors and tried to break the bars of the cage.
At three o’clock a man brought a big piece of meat and put it in the old lion’s cage then he put a bag of nuts and two bananas in the young lion’s cage. The young lion was very surprised. “I don’t understand this,” he said to the old lion, “I behave like a real lion while you lie there doing nothing, and look what happens!”
“Well, you see,” said the old lion kindly, “this is a small zoo. They haven’t got enough money for two lions, so in their books you are here as a monkey.
6. The writer wants to say that ….
A. There were two lions in the zoo
B. The young lion ate nut and banana
C. We must respect the older people
D. There were so many visitors in the zoo
E. The old lion ate a big piece of meat
7. The communicative purpose of the text above is to .…
A. To entertain the readers with story of young lion
B. To inform the readers about the story of old lion
C. To describe about the process of the lions in the zoo
D. To describe about the animals in the zoo
E. To persuade the reader to keep the lion at home
8. The young lion was very surprised because ….
A. It doesn’t understand the words
B. It couldn’t break the bars of the cage
C. The man fed it a bag of nuts and two bananas
D. The old lion just did nothing
E. There were so many people in the zoo
9. What did the man put in the young’s lion cage?
A. Money and meat
B. Nuts and bananas
C. Meat and bananas
D. Bananas and meat
E. Nuts and money
10. "I behave like a real lion while you lie there doing nothing ...." (paragraph 2) What is the synonym of the underlined word is?
A. Act
B. Fond
C. Love
D. See
E. Tender
36. Contoh latihan soal spoof kak, yang banyak? :)
Mr James Scott has a garage in Silbury and now he has just bought another garage in Pinhurst. Pinhurst in only five miles from Silbury, but Mr Scott cannot get a telephone for his new garage, so he has just bought twelve pigeons. Yesterday, a pigeon carried the first message from Pinhurst to Silbury. The bird covered the distance in three minutes. Up to now, Mr Scott has sent a great many requests for spare parts and other urgent messages from one garage to the other. In this way he has begun his private 'telephone service".
1. How far away is Silbury from Pinhurst?
a. Five kilometres
b. Five miles
c. Five pounds
d. Five minutes
e. Five hours
2. What has Mr Scott most sent from one garage to the other?
a. Number of pigeons
b. Demand for telephone
c. Request for spare parts
d. Answer for messages
e. Application for jobs.
1. B
2. C
semoga membantu .
37. buatkan cerita lucu/spoof dalam bahasa inggris dalam 5 menit
The Great Father
Father: “I have a bride for you, marry her”
Son: “No, I want to choose my own bride”
Father: “But this girl is very special, she was the daughter of bill gates”
Son: “Well… in this case I would say yes.”
Furthermore, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to be married!”
Dad: “This young man is a vice-president of the world bank”
Bill Gates: “Hmmm, in this case I will say ok”
Finally, the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be the vice president of the World Bank”
President: “But I do not need a vice president!”
Father: “But he is the son bill gates”
President: “Really? In this case I would say OK”
Arti :
Ayah yang Hebat
Ayah: “Aku mempunyai calon istri untukmu, menikahlah dengannya”
Anak: “Tidak, aku ingin memilih pengantinku sendiri!!”
Ayah: “Tetapi gadis ini sangat spesial, dia adalah putri bill gates”
Anak: “Baiklah, dalam kasus ini saya akan berkata ya.”
Selanjutnya, sang Ayah mendekati Bill Gates.
Ayah: “Saya mempunyai calon suami untuk putri Anda”
Bill Gates: “Tetapi putri saya terlalu muda untuk dinikahi oleh seorang laki-laki!”
Ayah: “Anak muda ini adalah wakil presiden bank dunia”
Bill Gates: “Hmmm, pada kasus ini saya akan bilang ok”
Akhirnya Ayah pergi menemui presiden Bank Dunia.
Ayah: “Saya mempunyai seorang anak muda untuk menjadi wakil presiden bank dunia”
Presiden: “tetapi saya tidak membutuhkan wakil presiden!”
Ayah: “tetapi dia adalah menantu bill gates”
Presiden: “Benarkah? kalau begitu ya.”
38. bantu dong beri contoh spoof text bahasa ingris... trimakasih :)
SPOOF TEXT
Spoof Text adalah teks yang menceritakan peristiwa masa lalu yang berakhir tak terduga dan lucu dengan tujuan menghibur siapapun yang membacanya.
Adapun unsur umum dari sebuah spoof text antara lain :
• Orientasi : pengenalan orang - orang yang terlibat dalam cerita, di mana itu terjadi dan kapan itu terjadi. Dengan memberikan orientasi, pembaca akan mengenali cerita.
• Acara : Bercerita tentang kronologis cerita. Beberapa peristiwa dieksplorasi dengan cara kronologis yang mampu mengatur cerita agar dibaca dengan baik.
• Twist : Plot yang tidak terduga di akhir cerita yang menghibur pembaca. Pembaca bahkan tidak memperkirakan sebelumnya.
Spoof Text memiliki keunikan tersendiri yang dapat dikenali melalui ciri - cirinya. Ciri khas bahasa yang digunakan pada sebuah spoof text biasanya :
1. Berfokus pada peserta individu seperti orang, binatang, atau hal - hal tertentu.
2. Menggunakan kalimat past tense.
3. Menggunakan action verb (makan, berlari, berjalan, dan sebagainya).
4. Penggunaan frasa keterangan waktu dan tempat (di taman, dua hari yang lalu)
5. Diceritakan dalam urutan kronologis.
6. Penggunaan direct speech atau indirect speech untuk dialog.
7. Penggunaan penghubung (pertama, lalu, akhirnya).
Berikut adalah contoh spoof text :
Teacher : Who can make a sentence using the words green, pink and yellow?
Student : (rising hand) Me, Sir.
Teacher : Okay, Jacob. Please.
Student : One day, I heard the telephone was ringing green, green, green, then I pink up the receiver and I said “Yellow, who’s speaking there?”
Pelajari lebih lanjut :https://brainly.co.id/tugas/2782386 tentang spoof text dan fungsinya
https://brainly.co.id/tugas/2120460 tentang contoh spoof text
DETAIL JAWABANMAPEL : BAHASA INGGRIS
KELAS : VIII
MATERI : NARRATIVE (TELLING STORY IN THE PAST)
KATA KUNCI : SPOOF TEXT, PENGERTIAN, CIRI - CIRI, UNSUR UMUM
KODE SOAL : 5
KODE KATEGORISASI : 8.5.10
39. contoh cerita lucu atau spoof singkat bahasa inggris
Thomas edison tried two tousand different materials in search of a proper filament for a light bulb. His assistant complained, "all our work is useless." Edison replied, "perfectly! We have come a long way and we have learned a lot. We know that there are two thousand elements which we cannot use to make a good light bulb."
40. Contoh spoof texs beserta 10 soal dan jawabannya
Once, a man was walking in a park when he came across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, “I have just found this penguin. What should I do?” The policeman replied, “take him to the zoo”
The next day the policeman saw the same in the same park, and the man was still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked. “Why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn’t you take t to the zoo?” ‘I certainly did,’ replied the man.
“And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I’m taking him to the movies!”
1.The text above belongs to ….
A. Spoof
B. Recount
C. Report
D. News item
E. Narrative
answer : A
2.Where did the man find the penguin?
A. In a zoo
B. In a park
C. In a movie theatre
D. In a police station
E. At his home
Answer: B
3. Where did the man take the penguin for the first time?
A. To a park
B. To a police station
C. To a zoo
D. To a movie theater
E. To a store
Answer : C
4. Why was the man still carrying the penguin the next day? Because ….
A. He would take the penguin to the zoo again
B. He enjoyed bringing the penguin everyday
C. He found that the penguin enjoyed the zoo
D. He misinterpreted to what the police said
E. He found another penguin in the park
AnswerJawaban: D
5. “And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I’m taking him to the movies!”
This part of the text is called ....
A. Twist
B. Event
C. Coda
D. Orientation
E. Re-orientation
AnswerJawaban: A
A young lion came to a small zoo in Europe. In the next cage was a tired, old lion, which did nothing except lie about and sleep. “Lion ought not to be like that!” Young lion said to himself, so he roared at all the visitors and tried to break the bars of the cage.
At three o’clock a man brought a big piece of meat and put it in the old lion’s cage then he put a bag of nuts and two bananas in the young lion’s cage. The young lion was very surprised. “I don’t understand this,” he said to the old lion, “I behave like a real lion while you lie there doing nothing, and look what happens!”
“Well, you see,” said the old lion kindly, “this is a small zoo. They haven’t got enough money for two lions, so in their books you are here as a monkey.
6. The writer wants to say that ….
A. There were two lions in the zoo
B. The young lion ate nut and banana
C. We must respect the older people
D. There were so many visitors in the zoo
E. The old lion ate a big piece of meat
AnswerJawaban: A
7. The communicative purpose of the text above is to .…
A. To entertain the readers with story of young lion
B. To inform the readers about the story of old lion
C. To describe about the process of the lions in the zoo
D. To describe about the animals in the zoo
E. To persuade the reader to keep the lion at home
AnswerJawaban: A
8. The young lion was very surprised because ….
A. It doesn’t understand the words
B. It couldn’t break the bars of the cage
C. The man fed it a bag of nuts and two bananas
D. The old lion just did nothing
E. There were so many people in the zoo
AnswerJawaban: C
9. What did the man put in the young’s lion cage?
A. Money and meat
B. Nuts and bananas
C. Meat and bananas
D. Bananas and meat
E. Nuts and money
AnswerJawaban: B
10. "I behave like a real lion while you lie there doing nothing ...." (paragraph 2) What is the synonym of the underlined word is?
A. Act
B. Fond
C. Love
D. See
E. Tender
AnswerJawaban: A
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